The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.
"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"
"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
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A Futon attempts to be both bed and couch, but makes a terrible bed and a terrible couch. The Futon Effect is a force which dooms many similar attempts to a similar fate.
Spork. A spork is that funny eating thing that is half-spoon and half-fork. Intended for camping, this unnecessary invention makes very bothersome the eating of either liquid or solid food, and thus can be said to suffer from The Futon Effect.
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Damn mother fucking Gillette Fusion, that shit is so strong that the doctor had to sew 4 stitches in my fucking cheek! Fuckin' ay!
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Me: " Why have you got 'Man Unite' inked on your back, I thought you were getting 'Man United'? "
You: "It's a fason........"
You: "It's a fason........"
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