Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.
"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."
by Elcopro December 17, 2009
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Furnituring

/ˈfə nɪtʃəɪg/ Verb.

1. To pretend to be a furniture.

2. To be as still as a piece of a furniture.
by WheresWer February 17, 2022
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naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.
If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Meena Furniture

Meena Furniture

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Timeless furniture for you!

Moving to a new home or refurnishing? Look no further! Meena Furniture, Coimbatore brings to you quality furniture that will last!

Meena Furniture takes pride in offering furniture of top quality, design and convenience backed by quick delivery and after sales service. As a leading company in the furniture industry, we place our highest priority on exceeding our customer expectations of quality products with guaranteed low prices.

OUR MISSION

Our mission is to create Value for our customers through Reliability and Flexibility.
We want our customers to experience the warmth and comfort through Respect and Trust.
We will achieve our aims through implementing the following values

OUR VISION

Our vision is to be a leading international furniture manufacturer
offering innovative and superior quality products.

This statement reflects our purpose and anticipation for the future, inspiring factors that drive us forward
in providing the best value-for-money products accompanied by the best service in the industry, right from design to delivery
Meena Furniture

Working Hours: MON-SAT 9AM to 6PM

Call Us
9843011052

Address
241, IRUGUR ROAD, ONDIPUDUR, COIMBATORE - 641016
by Meena Furniture August 21, 2023
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Slumberland Furniture

A wonderful place in Minnesota where dreams come to die, shitty furniture with a big tag on it, some salesmen are cool drug dealers and others are stuck up old bitches, but hey come on in because It's "A Good Life" ©
Hey Tom Wana go to slumberland Furniture no George that place is depressing as hell
by Okay sure man February 07, 2019
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human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.
He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.
by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023
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period furniture

"Seat type" objects like chairs, couches, sofas, etc. with slick-surfaced non-absorbent upholstery that wipes clean easily. Favored by girls and younger women during "that time of the month".
While highly desirable, period furniture is often quite expensive, so washable slipcovers can be a more-economical alternative.
by QuacksO October 26, 2018
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