Knuckle fudge

The mess left on the top your hand after grazing the peak of the monster deuce you left in the toilet.

Yep, I got this knuckle fudge from mountain scraping

by Jason Forrester May 17, 2021

unpack some fudge

excrete, defecate

Guest: "Excuse me, I just have to go upstairs and unpack some fudge. See you all in twenty minutes or so!"

Host: "Ok, jolly good, see you later.."

by Spanish Prisoner August 23, 2011

Fudge you

The nicer way of saying "fuck you".

Fudge you, asshole.

by qwertyjerk April 23, 2011

lapse in fudgement

when you're taking a shit and after the first log has dropped you experience a moment of paused defecation before the second log drops

Sorry I'm late but I couldn't hastily defecate due to a momentary lapse in fudgement

by Skawt Ef January 5, 2008

Fudge Truffle

A term used to represent the virginity of someones anus. It is a slang expression which is considered the anal counterpart of a cherry; sometimes involving shit instead of blood.

Character I: “I popped her fudge truffle.”

Character II: “Her what?”

Character I: “You know, it was her first time getting fucked in the ass.”
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“The other night I popped this chick's fudge truffle and she got soft serve on my dick.”

by Ryan Zeisloft September 26, 2008

Green Bay Fudge Packer

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.

Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

by El ritardo July 2, 2018

Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.

"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"

by The Zenith October 7, 2008