Teenybopper Fruitcake

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.

Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

fruitcake special

When you are eating a woman's asshole out and she shits into your mouth and you kiss her with the shit frothing around both of your mouths.

My girlfriend and I had a Fruitcake Special last night for dessert.

by aggabhang April 14, 2016

Devil's Fruitcake

When two men simultaneously penetrate a women's anus causing her to bleed through her anus into a cup of strawberries and whip cream. For then the men proceed to consume the delicious blood covered treat.

Dude I totally gave this sloppy hoe a Devil's Fruitcake last night with my nigga.

by Devil$whip April 11, 2015

Fruitcake

Basically fruitcake = fuck
My history teacher told meh about it.
LOL

1. Fruitcake
2. Fruitcaking
3. Fruit-tard (My personal fave)
4. Fruiter

1. DOOD, what the fruitcake!?

2. You'er fruitcaking pissing me off.

3. You're a fruitcake-tard.

4. You lil' fruiter.

:D

by omfgitsmorganf May 25, 2008

fruitcake

A straight woman who hangs out with lesbians, or a man who acts as though he is gay. But mostly a straight woman whose best friends are lesbians.

"Dude, Chelsea is such a lesbian!"
"No, dude, she just kicks it with lesbians. She's a total fruitcake."

by rae1138 December 17, 2011

fruitcake

its that hard donut like thing that your 100 year old ww1 war veterans give you during the holidays thinking you will not smoke or watch tv anymore if you even touch it. seriously this is impossible to bite but it is a godd spare tire thing for your bike.........................................i flush milk down the toilet

"go on, eat my fruitcake" said your old war veteran. "i think ill hit you with it" said you as you threw it and missed him and you started to hunt pacman in your kitchen

by nicest terrorist December 23, 2008

fruitcase

a maniacal flaming homosexual.

Stephen and all his handbags, what a fruitcase!

by sheepyone November 29, 2011