Fernando

Dumb fucking monkey that is mentally disabled

“OMG I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE BESTIE”, said Lily, “OMG HI BESTIE”, said FERNANDO,(lily and Fernando do a handshake) Robert and jasmine get jealous.

by Lolyounoobfreakingstupid October 18, 2019

Fernando

He's a short little smurf with a little dick and he's the biggest pervert of the world!!!!!

Fernando touched my big, thicc, and delicious ass today!

by Caca Pedos February 13, 2018

Fernando

A really annoying person and is really gay

Fernando’s gay

by Fernandogay March 13, 2019

Fernando

When one speads their buns over someones unexpected face while sleeping and comences to place anal hole on nose and fart.

dude cam got ben so bad with a fernando while he was sleeping over at Nicks birthday party. the fart was so loud luke heard it in nicks bedroom.

by cam'ron yo May 23, 2006

fernando

almost like a dirty sanchez but instead a person farts into a sock or cloth and asks another person if this rag smells like salsa..the result is devistating!

sock fart fernando aka the rag of doom

by primehive August 22, 2011

The Flying Fernando

To jump off of a chair onto a chick's nose, and scootch on her face: resulting in doo doo/ ca ca nuggets in her nose. patent pending, patent pending.

Julio gave Guillermina the flying fernando as he screamed, "Ijole que la chingada!"

by raulbone December 18, 2008

Fernando

A huge asshole. Usually of Hispanic origin, he's known by girls for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion and also extremely social and friendly to everyone. A number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. He likes playing with girls emotions, and making them cry

You're such a Fernando

by HUISLIFE April 5, 2015