FBJ (Forced Blow Job)

The FBJ or Forced Blow Job, is the process of two Beer bottles colliding bottom to head causing a reaction that sends white frothy liquid spurting from the shaft of the victims drink. This then forces the drinker to shove the neck of the bottle into their mouth, in an attempt to prevent liquid from coating the surrounding area in foamy white residue. An accurate execution of The FBJ being performed takes skilled precision and timing. The key is to ensure that the rear end of the initiators bottle meets both with enough force and impact against the pinnacle of the victim’s bottle to cause the most severe reaction.

Imagine someone shoving the steam of a beer bottle into their mouth in an aggressive yet pleasurable motion similar to the act of providing oral sex to a man's genitals. Then finally imagine the hilarity as someone tries to contain the foamy residue of the of the bottles orgasmic reaction from flying from their mouth and onto their recently polished leather shoes. Then my friends, you have witnessed a metaphysical FBJ (Forced Blow Job). As a witness, your reaction should sound similar to: “HA! You just got a sneaky FBJ! Classic!” or “You just got FBJ’d!”

by A Communion of Willi's December 26, 2011

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nation ford high school

Located in Fort Mill, SC. A school full of rich and highly pretentious people. The students there drive nicer cars than the teachers. All of the teachers are extremely uptight and will try to get you in trouble for absolutely anything. Known particularly for being a rich school, but a crap academic school. Your freshman year is guaranteed to suck, but your senior year will literally be the best year of your life. Also, you will get necked for calling the Commons a "cafeteria."

Mom- you're going to Nation Ford High School.
You- wow mom, thanks for putting me through this torture

by DrewCarp May 15, 2016

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doug ford rage

In the span of four years, Doug Ford has managed to fuck with a province so hard, that it's falling apart. Schools are a fucking nightmare, healthcare workers work their asses of for some claps from big man Ford, all while more Ontarians are slipping through the cracks. Doug Ford's government can be summed up as a clusterfuck. Thus, if you have rage over the state of affairs in our province, or just have rage in general, you can refer to this as doug ford rage. Add any member of his government: stan cho rage, sam oosterhoff rage, and you'll be ready to defeat these motherfuckers in the next provincial election.

When Doug Ford said he was "for the people" I smashed my television in a fit of doug ford rage.

by neeeeemooooooo May 5, 2022

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forced cum

In BDSM, an orgasm that the sub is resisting, so that when he or she finally does cum it's a humiliation experience. Sometimes done in public at a party for extra humiliation.

Molly was doing a brat to get punished, so Jason finally just put his hand down her pants and made her have a forced cum in front of everyone.

He always wants a forced cum once he's tied up.

by passerthru September 30, 2005

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Fordham University

A damn good school located in New York. Has campuses in the Bronx (Rose Hill), Manhattan (Lincoln Center), and Westchester County (Marymount). Mascot is the Ram, colors are maroon and white.

Contrary to some peoples beliefs, Rose Hill is actually the superior campus in terms of educational options, even though anyone from Lincoln Center will dispute this. Those from Lincoln Center should get off their high horse, because like everyone else your degree will not say your campus, but it will say your school, Fordham University. So get off it, because we are all Fordham, and a Rose Hill degree is the same as a Lincoln Center one.

by bigtones August 29, 2007

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