A quaint way of expressing frustration while sounding silly and British. Also a euphemism for more offensive words.
1-"I dropped my vodka on myself! Funkernickels!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"
2-"...'funkernickel' isn't a word, dumbass."
1-"It is too! It's totally in the Urban Dictionary!"
2-"Yeah, well... you look like you pissed yourself!"
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2) An alternative to the word 'fuck' and all it's derivatives.
2) An alternative to the word 'fuck' and all it's derivatives.
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In an online discussion, when one side provides no proof of their viewpoint yet demands anti-evidence of the other side. (i.e., "Unless you can prove I'm not right, then you are wrong.")
By way of example:
Person A: Because of a, b & c, that land has to be worth $X
Person B: It's not worth more than $Y
Person A: I just supported my reason's for $X, what are your reasons for $Y?
Person B: It's $Y unless you can show it is not.
Person A was funkeed.
In an online discussion, when one side provides no proof of their viewpoint yet demands anti-evidence of the other side. (i.e., "Unless you can prove I'm not right, then you are wrong.")
By way of example:
Person A: Because of a, b & c, that land has to be worth $X
Person B: It's not worth more than $Y
Person A: I just supported my reason's for $X, what are your reasons for $Y?
Person B: It's $Y unless you can show it is not.
Person A was funkeed.
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Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?
Monkey: Hey you look terrible.
Funkee: I know, I have been stricken with herpes B virus, and I have a terrible daiquiri hangover.
Monkey: Bummer, funkee.
Adam to Monkey: Can I get you something to drink?
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