FML

Some people say it means Fix My Lighthouse, but the proper definition, usually used in games, is short for Fuck My Life.

-Whats wrong?
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!

by ProDominik January 3, 2016

fml

fuck my life

man u dint reply fml

by ramziiibbz April 14, 2011

FML

metaphorically rape my life so it would die and i wouldnt have to take the regents

FMl i need a Twinkie

by Ryan farah June 16, 2010

fml

Fetch Me Lube.

Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.

Dude1: "Voldemort totally killed my fam when I was but a wee babby, fml"

Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"

Dude1: "What?"

Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*

by Fragger2040 November 23, 2011

FML

Funny Midget Lions

I saw some FMLs today.

by I Yuki Cross I November 5, 2011

fml

What sad attention seeking emos say.
Fml - Fuck My Life.

Also known as 'Fuck My Llama'.

Main reason why they say it is for the attention; wishing for their life to be fucked is quite an extreme thing to say, far too extreme infact to be said because of not having any pens.

I know because this happened in school today...

Emo's friend: Hey Can I borrow a pen?
Emo: OMG Fuck My Life (fml) I left them at home!

by TxA. September 9, 2011

FML

Acronym of Fuck Me Laughing.

FML, he's so french. (Fuck me laughing, he's so french)

by Fooofter May 28, 2011