The commonly used phrase "FML" stands for "Fuck my Life". The word was made up in a living room while playing guitar hero with Riley, Chase, and Ghumps while all mourning over how there love lives sucked ballsack and beyond. FML may evolve into a club in some instances, all are welcome that are not currently in a relationship and/or happy with their current status of their love lives.
Commonly used in situations such as:
Riley: "Chase your emo."
Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML."
or
Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML."
or
Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life."
Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML! Get owned!"
Riley: "Chase your emo."
Chase replies: "Ah shit...FML."
or
Ghumps: "GG im going to die alone and never fall in love again FML."
or
Riley: "OMG FML I'm so happy with my love life."
Chase: "WTF Riley stfu your happy, you can't be in FML! Get owned!"
by Chaseblackbandit January 11, 2009
Get the FMLmug. What people say to show and brag about how fucked up their life is, which is always never critical/serious.
by deffml January 26, 2015
Get the FMLmug. A phrase used to ask an individual to 'feed my llama', commonly used in everyday slang with young teens to demonstrate the dominance of the llamas eating patterns.
by panicchippo August 22, 2019
Get the FMLmug. A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2022
Get the FMLmug. Some people say it means Fix My Lighthouse, but the proper definition, usually used in games, is short for Fuck My Life.
-Whats wrong?
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!
by ProDominik January 3, 2016
Get the FMLmug. by Heightbabe April 17, 2017
Get the fml forevermug. The tattoo a stoned, depressed, college-aged kid gets when he decides to take his/her life. Commonly found on an easily spotted place on the body like the face or neck.
Amy just got a huge vagina FML tattoo on her face. She just left for the gun salesman down the street.
by 192834710 July 1, 2009
Get the FML tattoomug.