Fragger2040's definitions
Fetch Me Lube.
Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.
Believed by the masses to mean 'fuck my life.' Only a handful of enlightened individuals have achieved knowledge of its true, almost spiritual meaning. These individuals are able to comprehend that the utterer of the phrase (whose life appears to be in a dire place) is requesting lubricant in order to ease sexual acts, thereby cheering themselves up.
Dude1: "Voldemort totally killed my fam when I was but a wee babby, fml"
Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"
Dude1: "What?"
Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*
Dude2: "Vaseline? K-Y?"
Dude1: "What?"
Dude2: *Guards the secret, meditates and floats away*
by Fragger2040 November 23, 2011
Get the fml mug.