Floppy Dog

One who fails to attain or sustain a penile erection during sexual activity. A Floppy Dog is usually guilted into performing other sexual favours to make up for his lack of manhood.

Proceding the event, the Floppy Dog brags about being a stallion until the true word is spread (commonly by the poor girl that experienced the Floppy Dog).

Being under the influence cannot be used as an excuse for being a Floppy Dog.

Sven likes beer equally as much as sex with women. Unfortunatelly for Sven, he turns into a Floppy Dog after too much beer. Although one wonders if beer has anything to do with it at all..........

by Tong28 March 14, 2009

Floppy Bird

A floppy bird is someone who says things and does nothing, a total flop!

Ibrahim is a floppy bird

by Oxford_Dicktionary November 1, 2021

floppy whopper

A giant limp dick swinging between the knees

Person one: jimmy has a giant dick.
Person two: yeah he has a big floppy whopper.big dick giant cock large penis

by sparkydog December 6, 2015

Floppy Penis

Having a long enough penis that, when flacid, it flops around in your pants.

" yo did you see that guys floppy penis? It was almost down to his knee!"

by REEEEEal MVP September 24, 2018

Floppy Cloppy

An abnormally large, loose, meaty, vagina that claps together when he/she runs.

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by Howie Feltersnatch 69 October 26, 2011

floppy jallopy

The act of blowing a man that is at least 5 times as old as the one giving the blowjob.

I hear that new 20 year old chick gave a floppy jallopy to some guy.

by Code the man with a Chode March 10, 2004

Foster's floppy

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009