Floated me

To be emotionally surprised about an unexpected event.

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

by Ceifaroey August 28, 2021

Floosted

for when something is super messed up

person 1: bro my dog just died

person 2: oh that's floosted

by 2070living January 1, 2022

Flooded-Flute

When a female is highly turned on and to the point that she’s a real super soaker. The males penis upon having intercourse becomes wrinkled (like your fingers when you’re in the water to long)! The flaccid penis becomes useless to the female after being drowned by her own hurricane of pleasure . Usually the sad decrepit flute just becomes completely inoperable. No more pleasure gun! So this means no Bang!Bang! So choose your side bitches carefully.

Sally, can you believe that bastard”Burton” actually turned up in bed with a flooded-flute?!!

by zAbBa.ZaBbA.zOm.ZoM February 23, 2022

Flooded

A certain style when you roll your pant legs up a few times.

Carl: Why are those children wearing their pants like that?
Jenny: They are Flooded Kids, Carl.

by Ampzxd March 30, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

Flooded

Ah! Look at him! He's trying to do what I'm going but he's not as good as me! Look at em! Ahahahahahahahaha! Nobody want to listen to you shit-brain! Nah go ahead. Go head and use your money to make em. Only I am allow to do that idiot! Ahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Flooded huh? Aaahahahahahahahahaaaa!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

footed'd

A word kallmekris made meaning contaminating something with your foot.

"Don't drink from that water. Some guy footed'd it"

by Addy K March 5, 2023