flesh lance

the boner, fuck stick, dick, beef dart, penis, etc.

preston livingston is a flesh lance

by skyn December 17, 2003

flesh chariot

Having doggie style sex (anal or vaginal), whilst whipping the female partner, with her own pigtails.

I pulled a flesh chariot on Pipi Longstockings.

by Travis Mantooth Fosdick February 19, 2007

Flesh Hammer

Doc. Johnson, the penis, your schlong

Witness the power of my flesh hammer!

by jgesq April 20, 2007

flesh boots

attractive piano legs on a woman.

My lord Suzie has the most odious set of tree trunk legs, but her sisters version is much more appetizing, flesh boots I believe is what the locals refer to them as.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Fleshlight

A sex toy used to replicate a vagina. A fleshlight is intended to stimulate the penis into an orgasm. A fleshlight has the same use to a male as a Dildo has to a female.

Damn, I havn't been laid in days...Where'd I put my fleshlight....?

by Jimmy Yourger July 28, 2007

Flesh Mittens

To stick both hands in the hooha

I was with these 2 chicks, and I got me some flesh mittens, if ya know what I mean!

by WooftyOne April 28, 2005

flesh roll

1. A fat or chubby child
2. Baby fat

Cassey: Marcus, lets kidnap that flesh roll!
Marcus: Flesh roll? What?!

by IcryUrSuicide January 12, 2019