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floppydickpigdouchebag

a guy who cant keep his erection up and will react by trying to force his pathetic member inside you anyway with great force

he will then blame you for his own issues and tell all his friends that nothing actually happened anyway

he's the kind of freak that would carry a dead pig around in his bag just in case he does ever manage to sustain his erection and needs something to fuck
"cant believe he did so much damage to you without even keeping his erection .. i feel sorry for the dead pig .. what a floppydickpigdouchebag!"
by ck_princess July 25, 2009
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Floppy Flounder

Phase between having a boner and being flaccid.
That girl is giving life to my floppy flounder.
by Visimicus April 14, 2008
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flippy floppies

used to interpret flip flops in the Lonely Island music video Im on a Boat.

Flip flops are cool
I got my swim trunks and my flippy floppies
by Marina.eignor7 June 9, 2009
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flappy fritter

The old woman dropped her panties and i saw her flappy fritter.
by abebaby24 August 5, 2016
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flappy fuck

When doing cosplay during sex and the significant other is dressed up like a sweet little flappy bird.
Flappy fuck is 1000x more addictive than flappy bird.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse or a partner who, as soon as you are out of town, has a habit of conveniently receiving eyebrow-raising visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.
According to a reliable witness account, Defendant received more than 30 late-night visitors to Plaintiff's penthouse when Plaintiff was away or out of town. "What I once thought was love for this gold-digging, low level, a dime a dozen, mushy, pointless dangling overused flappy fish market...."
by BarbossasPeriwig May 27, 2022
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by WordInventor12345 January 1, 2022
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