Flannel

Like a tree but more absobant. A flannel is an absobant cloth used to wipe up semen.

Jeremy wanks into a flannel

by Jewet May 28, 2018

flannel fly

A guy(Cis or trans) that is known to prefer the company of lesbian women for platonic relationships.

Is thought of as the equivalent (counterpart) of a woman who is known to associate with gay males. (Fruit fly)

Why is he always wasting his time with those women, doesn't he know they are all lesbians?

Nah, he knows, he is just a Flannel Fly.

by Flannel Fly 66, LLC March 21, 2017

flannel gang

means u have zero hoes absolutely zero

yo do you see flannel gang over there they probably have zero hoes

by KingOfTheO July 5, 2022

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016

Flannel Thursday

The best day of the week to wear your favorite flannel shirt.

Hey bro, you gonna wear your blue flannel on Flannel Thursday this week?

by ElloMaytee December 12, 2018

Flannel Fest

When Annabelle drinks a flannel fest Samuel Adams and starts to get horny

Sorry I'm staying in and having a flannel fest

by Shellypolecat November 18, 2023

FLANNEL JADEN

When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye

Flannel + Jaden

Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.

Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025