poo flakes

when you do a shit and flush, but there is still some little flakey poo particles left. usually happens when your poo isnt well held together.

"when i flushed there were poo flakes and they slowly wafted to the bottom of the bowl like a snow globe!"

by masterofpooflake September 2, 2009

bitch flakes

the preferred breakfast dish of a person who is naturally bitchy

woman: richard!! clean your damn room if i ever have blah blah ....etc.
son: what the hell mom did u eat an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!?!?!

by Robbie Teodorovic May 4, 2008

nigger flake

A burnt and unwanted piece of cereal.

Tyrone: I just bought my new cereal. I hope there aren't any nigger flakes in here.

by Ty'Quan Jackson January 30, 2008

cunt flake

dried cunt scabs that have loosened from their original home, creating flakey residue. often found in ladies panties.

not to be confused with frosted flakes, which is a delicious cereal.

tina put some underwear on, you're dropping cunt flakes all over my new carpet!

by stephen cummings January 19, 2006

crotch flakes

dandruff found in and around the genitals.

It's best to have a doctor look at your eczema before
it gets any worse; you wouldn't want to wind up with
crotch flakes, now would you love?

by phunkiest January 10, 2009

wake and flake

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake

'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

POTATO FLAKES

The dried up Man Residue on a chick's stomach when she wakes up after a drunken orgy.

When her drunk ass finally woke up, she could peel the potato flakes off like snake skin

by Semen Demon September 30, 2003