Lazy Fish

Imagine a world were as funny as this translated Spanish nugget of knowledge pun. As used in the following joke, what did the lazy fish do, nothing, or swims.

Guy: What did the Lazy Fish do?
Other Guy: Wut?
Guy: Nothing, or swims!
Bystander: Wow that was so funny hahahahahaaa
Other Bystander: This is incredibly punny hahahahahahaahahahaa
Other Other Bystander: I agree that was very funny ha.

by Echo_ December 10, 2018

a bird will never be a fish

A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.

Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.

by Roxannaroxanna June 28, 2018

Where's my fish?

A question asked in reference to the phrase "plenty of other fish in the sea". When searching for a significant other, one is to ask (normally to a friend suggesting that there are other fish), "Where's my fish?"

Compare Found my fish!

"...My boyfriend broke up with me."
"Don't worry; there are plenty of fish in the sea."
"Where's my fish?"

by Sandy87 March 16, 2005

shooting fish in a barrel

n. Expression referring to something that is easy and unchallenging, often used when describing a hunt or destroying an enemy.

Playing this game is easy! it's like shooting fish in a barrel!

by MaSh92587 May 22, 2005

Tank Fish

A good youtuber, i recommend it to 7 year olds

Akko: wanna watch some tank fish?

person 1: yesh

by Akko Stalin October 15, 2020

Phil Fish

Fragile indie game developer, made Fez. Cancelled Fez 2 because of a Twitter argument, and rage quit the gaming industry.

Guy 1: I can't deal with this anymore, it's too much.
Guy 2: C'mon, don't pull a Phil Fish!

by SlimZaPToZ May 20, 2014

Son Of A Fish

When your about to call someone a son of a b*tch but a mature person walks by.

Person 1: Hey
Person 2: F**ked your mom last night
Person 1: Son of a...
*Person 3 walks by*
Person 1: son of a fish!

by MyPseudonyn March 14, 2015