Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

by Pandos February 12, 2013

feet first

A covered dead body (corpse) on a table or a stretcher (gurney) that's transported where the feet are first.

People that's in jail for life imprisonment, the only way they're getting out of jail is feet first.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 22, 2010

First Love

Commonly abbreviated as FL . It's someone you have mad love for & will always be there for you no matter what. The one you will always go back to.

That's my First Love(FL).

by Mehlodie💯 August 17, 2016

first things first

things must be done in order of priority

Come on, First things first, prepare yourself to school then eat your breakfast

by Omar Si September 4, 2014

Not my first rodeo

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015

first date syndrome

A condition which involves the ability to have a great first date, but never experience a second for some reason. The first dates often come in a string together. Can be caused by bad breakups, commitment issues, or bad end-of-date kissing skills. Not to be confused with playing the field, which implies not having a second date by choice.

"Are you going to see him again?"
"Are you kidding? I have first date syndrome. I'll be out with someone else next week."

by Shannon L.W. January 28, 2006

Toilet Fiesta

When your fecal matter contains more than 2 colors; Usually caused after consuming large amounts of Hispanic food, corn, or multi-colored popsicles.

Guy 1: Dude....I shouldn't have eaten that many 5 layer burritos..
Guy 2: Yea man, you'll probably be having a toilet fiesta in 15 minutes
Guy 1: -Proceeds to run to the nearest bathroom and destroys the toilet-

by Im Jergen Noff July 20, 2010