fistee

A fistee is the bottom-boy who takes another dudes fist up his ass while he jacks off.

Some of my fellow cadets want me to be the fistee in a fist-fuck session, but I said NO WAY -- you're not going to stretch my tight pink hole!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

festering wound

1. A US Navy club.

2. A dive, mostly frequented by US Sailors.

3. Any place serving liquor in plastic cups and beer in cans to avoid unnecessary lascerations during bar fights. Characterised by chaos, the smell of blood and urine, and loud crappy music, .

The bar at the base in Naples was such a festering wound that the name became the festering wound.

by wheaty June 2, 2005

festies

fake besties

Danielle; hey see that kid over there?
Eddie;Yeah why?
Danielle;he's one of my festies

by eddyarias September 24, 2011

festesio

A form of kicking a dog, this can become a sport if it is enjoyed enough.

"Hey dude, you kicked my dog!"

by Sir Megan (The Megan) on behalf of Ryan January 5, 2005

Festering

To be a dumb peice of shit.

The Festering Cainer is a dumb peice of horse shit.

by Ravage May 16, 2003

Uncle Fester

Someone who can't screw in a light bulb. Uncle Fester only knows how to screw herself.... she just sits and festers!

You think we are gonna answer your e-mail...well you can just go Uncle Fester!!!

by bobapple October 23, 2005

fester

To stay in, usually wearing the same clothes for a long period of time, bieng anti-social, lacking personal hygiene

Also can be used to describe the state of a room/house which is filthy/neglected

'What are you up to?' 'I'm festering today'

eeeerrrrrr You look festery

We are having a fat fester sesh!

'You festering man'

'fancy a fester?'

'STOP FESTERING'

by noface123 June 17, 2009