Feng shui

The ancient oriental art of extracting money from the gullible.

"I hired the feng shui expert recommended by that influencer on Twitface, and all he did was charge me £500 then take away all my furniture."

by Beermat April 28, 2025

feng shui

ally and ellie

ally and ellie are so feng shui whilst cleaning hannah’s room

by ellie who better than jd February 15, 2021

Feng Shui

Pronounced: (Fungk Schway)
A term meaning: The decorations in the room work well together.
Only said by people who actually speak the language, douche bags, and scam artist women you hire to arrange the spiritual positivity of your house.

Interior Decorator woman: "Ah, the feng shui in here is off."
Real person: "shut the fuck up, i changed my mind. You're fired."

by Phantom649 June 04, 2019

max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.

That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.

by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020

gao feng

a chinese saying for someone who has very high wind, which is a metaphor for being extremely sexy

damn, that guy is such a gao feng

by mrlpl May 11, 2022

Sumi feng

A overly dramatic person that acts drunk in public, often used to describe people that come to offence.

stop being such a sumi feng, this is not good

by March 05, 2024

Mei Feng

An absolute icon, she is thin, legendary and is centuries young.

Witch: "Who is that skinny legendary icon over there?"
Witch 2: "Gurl you crazy... THAT'S MEI FENG!"

by DeLongpre February 25, 2021