Federal bun buster

A gray hair church lady talk about she was sexually assaulted 40 angry cats Mexican construction workers I couldn't see them but they were so hairy

Federal Bun buster me

by Kingofdick April 21, 2020

No Finger February

Girls can’t finger themselves for the whole month of February! NFF

Boy - It’s NFF
Girl - What does that mean?
Boy - No Finger February! So you can’t finger yourself!
Girl - AWH FUCK!

by Poderino! November 4, 2019

February 15th

February 15th, witch is referred to as "Annoy Squidward Day" is where Spongebob Squarepants annoys his friend, Squidward Tentacles.

February 15th is Annoy Squidward Day. I'm going to ding dong ditch Squidward repeatedly

by Heyitsj000 February 16, 2019

February 7

Only the hottest people are born on this day, if you are born of February 7 you better watch out cause the guys will be chasing you

She is so hot, she must be born on February 7

by Tinklemanlincoln November 24, 2019

february 13

You are enough, you're going to be fine. Nobody remember your birthday but its okay. You're strong enough

"February 13? Oh! Its a day before Valentine"

by aintnyone October 15, 2019

february 7

Where all the bad bitches are born

Friend: hey what star sight are you

You: oh I was born February 7

Friend: no way that’s where all the cool hoes are born

by Hi I’m lonely May 18, 2019

February 26th

If you were born on this day you are incredibly sexy and smart and you are lucky af 😎

"Bro are you born on February 26th!?"
"Yeah bro"
*aggressively makes out with waifu"

by yuno and asta October 15, 2019