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Ted Cruz’s father

Someone who might have assassinated JFK.
“Yeah, he lived near Dallas, and nobody knows his whereabouts at noon on November 22, 1963. A prime Ted Cruz’s father if you ask me.”
by TK2000 October 29, 2023
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Father Alexander Anderson

A priest from the anime "Hellsing" hellbent on destroying all vampires, including Alucard in the name of God...This guy rules!
"We are God's representatives,Earthly Agents O' Divine Punishment.AMEN!"
by Grit May 19, 2004
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fatherfuckress

The antonym of "motherfucker". A bitch, or rude woman.
Fuck you, fatherfuckress!
by James Frohlich April 18, 2007
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father raper

A person you may find sitting with all the mean nasty ugly looking people on the Group-W bench there in Whitehall Street. (Reference to Arlo Guthrie's "Alice's Restaurant")
The meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage."
by Rev. Gideon June 4, 2008
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Fatherfucker

n. A variation on the popular "motherfucker", a fatherfucker is one who fucks one's own father, essentially the female context of motherfucker, a fatherfucker may be male however, not only implying incestuous deeds, but homosexuality as well. Loses its value on the wife of a father.
Come here georgy, daddy's got a little present for you.... IT'S A HUGE DICK!
Fuck you dad, im no fatherfucking fatherfucker!

fatherfucking fatherfuckers fatherfuck fatherfuckers.
by Why the fuck do i need this? October 17, 2010
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Father Bob

To get a boner your first time.
Little Douglas at the age of 6 got his father bob this morning!
by Brian91830 August 7, 2006
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