by jake March 5, 2005
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by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.
Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...
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matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.
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and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
by Krkič July 2, 2019
Get the masterbation mug.Fasterbating is when fat slobs who usually eat and self-gratify simultaneously go on a diet and just gratify themselves on an empty stomach.
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Self-Gratyifying oneself to eating disorder porn
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Person 1 : Wow, is that that same fat freaky slob that never leaves the house, they're kinda looking, less fat and slobby, though really still freaky
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
Person 2: Yeah, they've lost a lot of weight since they started Fasterbating
Person 1: Fasterbating?
Person 2: I know, I'm never eating again
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Person 1: *walks in* -looks at screen #puuuuke#
Person 2: I was fasterbating, what?
Person 1: Nothing, *gasp* nothing at all
by Comrade Plasternasty October 8, 2010
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Can be an object, a person, any "thing"
Can be an object, a person, any "thing"
A. Step Brothers is such a good film!
How good?
Masterbationally Good!
B. Have you seen that new girl?
Is she fit?
Masterbationally!
How good?
Masterbationally Good!
B. Have you seen that new girl?
Is she fit?
Masterbationally!
by OxygenFactory October 17, 2009
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