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Cold Farting

When you lay on a flat surface in a certain way, usually face and chest are touching the ground and you butt is in the air while your legs shift your waist up the air, and open your rectum then air swooshes. You then close your anus the proceed to fart.
CIRE: Stop COLD FARTING, it's gross...

MEDA: No! This is the best!
by CallMeInfinite March 12, 2014
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im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
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yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel

the most hideous thing one could call a woman next to being a cunt.
you're such a yeast infected vaginal blood farting fuckmussel!
by nick slammer June 16, 2008
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farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.
*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach
by matrixbadger December 31, 2007
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cake farting

Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".

BH=butthole
Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.
by Cake boss May 11, 2014
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Farting Glances

When a small group or crowed suddenly realizes that someone has emitted a silent but nasty fart and they all look among themselves for facial expressions or body language that might pinpoint the perpertrator.
The group by the bar was festive, but suddenly all was quite, and everyone was looking among themselves with farting glances.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
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cummy farting cunt

A cummy farting cunt is when a guy pumps a shiela's ass full of baby batter, then she blows it out of her big fat ass hole. Nice sound effect. Also a derogatory term for a new/used car sales manager within an auto dealership by staff.
Gary goes...'did you burn that old bat on her trade?' Dave goes...'I didn't burn her... that cummy farting cunt cooked her!'
by QPump August 6, 2011
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