fiddle farting

Twiddling your thumbs not doing shit, running around in circles getting nowhere fast, in a hurry to wait, running uphill through the mud on a windy day.

You need to quit fiddle farting and start working.

by Name 111 April 11, 2014

Fartingle

Fartingle is when you do a fart, and it makes your butt cheeks vibrate to the extent that it causes them to tingle.

Jamie : Oh sheet!

Kristin: What ?!

Jamie : I just fartingled !

by Finsio August 20, 2009

farting around

Clean version of fucking around. Doing nothing in particular.

by AIRelemental October 27, 2003

scat farming

when someone goes to bathrooms and such places looking for feces that wasnt flushed. when such treasure is found then proceed to play with it and other activities.

Dave is a sick bastard, he enjoys scat farming.

by theredherring October 30, 2007

Farting in a Bottle

the only joy I have left. It makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe.

Damn, I can't afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 21, 2004

farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

Favring Off

1. Standing around and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This may be followed up by sending an MMS to a young female intern.

2. Standing around naked in Crocs deciding whether or not you feel like masturbating.

1. Angelo was Favring Off one afternoon and thought it would be a good idea to send a photo of himself doing to to Shawn, the hot new intern. Shawn did not appreciate the message and immediately reported Angelo to HR. Angelo said he was sorry and now no one cares anymore.

2. Gina walked into her bedroom to find her husband Tim in the middle of the room Favring Off. Gina gasped and asked him what he was doing to which he replied, "Well, honey, I was trying to decide whether or not to masturbate but now that you're home, it looks like I won't have to." Gina replied, "Uh, yea you do. I'm going to go watch Colbert."

by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010