faxing the pope

fuckin beating off

i was faxing the pope last night after my girlfriend blue balled me.

by bbopjrhaha July 25, 2011

faking caking

A relationship that is fake.

"Hey did you know that Jack hooked up with Jill?"
"They're pretending, their just faking caking."

by that_boy_16 January 2, 2014

Double Tap Fapping

When one reuses the same napkin for multiple jerk sessions.

Yea Bad Luck Bryan is bating on a budget so I'm almost positive he is double tap fapping.

by UnbentSlinky December 10, 2012

ass-facing

When you're in a mosh pitt, and a crowd-surfer's ass gets shoved into your face.
Similar to balls-facing, ass-heading, and balls-heading.

"The surfers in the Billy Talent mosh pitt were crazy - I got ass-faced so many times!"

by P_G February 4, 2005

faying it

When your pants start to fall off and your bush shows but you don't notice until someone points it out.

"hey friend..you're uh... faying it"

by Faytima November 16, 2006

fuck facing

The act of imagining someone else’s face instead of your partner’s face whom you’re currently having sex with.

I think my girlfriend was fuck facing me last night but it’s cool because I was pretending she was Wonder Woman

by Nate From HR June 9, 2020

farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007