Facebunking

The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.

'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'

by EL TEL May 8, 2012

Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

by Dann C July 13, 2012

Facenuke

The ultimate form of facepalm; to facepalm beyond all reasoning. So far beyond reasoning that you defy all forms logic and physical understanding. God cringes at the sight of your facepalming pwnage. To facenuke is to admit your shame for there is no greater art of recognizing failure than facenuking.

I just had to facenuke after realizing that the same shirt I bought online, I could have gotten for cheaper at my local store.

by Lancelot.Zero August 18, 2014

FaceBukake

Using FB to show your Ex all the hot chicks you are banging now that you no longer in a sexless/funless/lifeless completely sufficating relationship with her! -KJP

Dude, seriously those pix of you at CampVagas, awesome and totally FaceBukake

by hotrocksguy July 13, 2010

facepunch studios

A great, yet quite unknown forum for the HL2 mod 'Garry's mod'.

While the forums are quite strict, it's a good thing.

'Fuck yeah, facepunch studios!'

by goatc April 24, 2008

facebutt

The result of using facebook for 24 hours or more.

"I've missed work and I've been on this all last night. I found all the people I went to preschool with."

"Oh hey, you're really into some serious facebutt."

by diaflux August 18, 2008

FaceBurqa

A fictional Iranian version of Facebook. Term invented by Robin Williams. It's only use is comedic.

"I don't really use the internet. I do want to try that Iranian thing, FaceBurqa."

Robin Williams to Conan O'Brien, asked about using Twitter

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009