FON or F.O.N.

A person who is a "freak of nature".

"Omg, she is such an FON!"

by pmoney October 28, 2003

J.O.F.A.

Abreviation for Jacket Over Fat Ass.
Not to be confused with the hockey equipment worn by greats like Jaromir Jagar.

An abreviated form for jacket over fat ass that has worked its way into normal everyday use.
This term usually refers to women who are insecure about their fat asses and wear long jackets, mu-mus, ponchos, or any other ass concealing artical of clothing.
You all know a J.O.F.A., and many of you have had a drunken night or two banging the sweet jesus out of one.

Greg: Good lord Justin, check out that J.O.F.A.
Justin: Ya, I thought she was hot till she took off her jacket.
Greg: It's ok, 5 long island ice teas later and I could fuck her.
Justin: Make that 6 for me.

by Dedalus January 16, 2005

F.O.C.F.

F.O.C.F is the shortened abbreviation of Five O'Clock Friday.

Hey man, you going to be at F.O.C.F. this week? Go to www.focf.info for more information!

by Boothkicker March 28, 2007

F.O.N.C

A FRIEND OF NO CUNT

KEITH IS A F.O.N.C

by WANKTISSUE February 8, 2010

F.O.R.D.

For Old Retarded Drivers

by kingcarlos October 29, 2003

F.O.O.L

Falling Out Of Love

F - Falling
O - Out
O - Of
L - Love

Love intrest: *Flakes* *shit**Excuses*
Dude: Good thing I'm F.O.O.L

by NOTHANKSOGO September 1, 2017

F.O.C.I.

F.O.C.I. (n)

ˈfoʊ-ˈsi
1. A transformative on-going art project consisting of a self-aware, emotionally unstable, living meme character.

2. An unknown internet personality notable for outputting vibe-centric digital art in various online mediums.

3. Internet Pseudonym of REDACTED.

"I can never tell if F.O.C.I. is being serious or not"

by PersonalityFinder May 26, 2018