Cute Old
Fella, pronounced "cough" so it can be used incognito in public. Used to describe any old
person that looks cute, not in any sexual sense mind you, but just generally brings a little
joy into your heart just by watching him do his thing.
Friend 1: C.O.F C.O.
F (gestures towards old guy reading newspaper).
Friend
2: Oh yeah, he's totally a C.O.
F.
Friend 3: I hate you guys.