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C.O.F.
Cute Old Fella, pronounced "cough" so it can be used incognito in public. Used to describe any old person that looks cute, not in any sexual sense mind you, but just generally brings a little joy into your heart just by watching him do his thing.
Friend 1: C.O.F C.O.F (gestures towards old guy reading newspaper).
Friend 2: Oh yeah, he's totally a C.O.F.
Friend 3: I hate you guys.
Friend 2: Oh yeah, he's totally a C.O.F.
Friend 3: I hate you guys.
C.O.F. by cowthe2000 June 23, 2019
K-P-C-O-F-G-S
Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.
Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Class
Or = Order
Froggy = Family
Gets = Genus
Sick = species
Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Class
Or = Order
Froggy = Family
Gets = Genus
Sick = species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by bobmgee February 26, 2009
K-P-C-O-F-G-S
K-P-C-O-F-G-S
Kids........Kingdom
Playing.....Phylum
Catch.......Class
On..........Order
Freeways....Family
Get.........Genus
Smashed.....Species
Kids........Kingdom
Playing.....Phylum
Catch.......Class
On..........Order
Freeways....Family
Get.........Genus
Smashed.....Species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by TJHighlndr January 1, 2008
K-P-C-O-F-G-S
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by Group sexer March 12, 2010
K-P-C-O-F-G-S
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by tcb.no72 September 9, 2018
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