5 definitions by WANKTISSUE

A FRIEND OF NO CUNT

a seriously fugly person, who speaks in a monotone voice and is as sexy as a billingate market and her magic beean is up the bean stalk with a giant

a ginger dj that is obsessed with midgets and wants 1 as a friend so he can stroke them and hang them by their little ankles and play leap frog with them. he also wears a white sparkly tutu and nipple tassels

taking cocaine