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eskimo hot glue

When a man ejaculates between two objects to make them stick together.
(They may have run out of glue)
(Doesn't have to be an eskimo)
1. Oh no, I've run out of glue. It looks like I'll have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick the pictures to my poster for history class.

2. Oh no, I've run out of paper clips. I'll just have to use some eskimo hot glue to stick my son's personal information, such as his birth certificate and social security, so he can get his drivers permit.
by Gman GL January 7, 2011
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eskimo blowjob

The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.
Whenever she came around the corner with the ice cubes I knew I was getting an eskimo blowjob.

Jenny wanted it to be flavored so I bought her a snowcone for my eskimo blowjob.
by Hartness January 1, 2006
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Eskimo sex

Pinnochio could give good eskimo sex if he tried.
by OSC07 December 12, 2008
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eskimo kiss

when two people rub noses as a sign of affection
Princess and Candy love to eskimo kiss when they're not getting it on in the snow.
by tifa taffy December 5, 2003
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Eskimo Oven

Building and igloo then smoking some marijuanas in it, letting the smoke fill the igloo.
Me: "Yo dude, you wanna get high?"
You: "Yeah!.. But it's too cold to smoke outside." :/
Me: "Don't worry man, there's enough snow to make an Eskimo Oven!!"
You: "OMGG Let's get biggity baaaaaaaked!"
by JustYourAverageDick February 8, 2013
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Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.
Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.
by Azenath67 May 17, 2018
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Eskimobile

The funky funky ride of an eskimo. Right now the Eskimobile is in the form of a Toyota Tacoma, but has also been a Ford Probe, Ford Mustang and Dodge Aspen. The Eskimobile is more a system of belief than an object. It represents the coolness of the arctic and the pure glory of its people. And it is the bringer the coolest eskimo you ever did know.
Eric "Dood! We're late for the show"

Lucas "No fear my Eskibro, throw the gear in the back and jump in the eskimobile and we will ride like the fuckin artic wind"

And the show was played.
by Savage Buffalo April 9, 2011
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