eskimolito

when you get with your bestfriends girl/boy friend after he/she broke up with him/her.

Cory is such a dumbass that he does not even notice kevin dawgin' his chick in the other room. That is such an eskimolito move.

by igrab November 12, 2009

Eskimo Princess

Related to the term "Eskimo Brothers", an Eskimo Princess is a girl with whom Eskimo Brothers have both had sexual relations with.

David and Will had both slept with Sara, hence Sara is David and Will's Eskimo Princess.

by Schmideo Video October 27, 2010

The Peeping Eskimo

While having Intercourse when the male is going at it a bit too hard and pulls out from the nice Cocoon like warmth of the vagina only to be met by the freezing cold air of a Back Alley/Bus Shelter aswell as the horny bitch screaming stick it back in there!, which symbolises an Eskimo leaving his nice warm (fish smelling) igloo only to be met by a blizzard and a big angry "Fuck Off" Polar Bear.

Dave: "Hey Jeremy, was waiting for the bus the other night with Kate but it wasnt coming for 15 minutes so i gave her The Peeping Eskimo, she roared like a polar bear.

by Exeter High October 3, 2009

eskimo surprise

An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen bread stick, without the knowledge of the partner. This is easiest to do from behind or whilst the partner is blindfolded.

Also see eskimo frenchbread surprise

Carl gave Cassie a Eskimo Surprise last week.

by Annonymus contributor August 10, 2006

Eskimo Fuck Me Boots

Uggs. Sheep skin wanna be prostitute boots.

It was fortunate that the Alaskan prostitute had her Eskimo Fuck Me Boots handy because she got an unexpected call to go on duty.

by boats n hoes March 15, 2009

Eskimo Cousins

When two bro's are eskimo brothers with the same bro, then the first two bro's are cousins

Ted and Paul are eskimo brothers with Jimmy, so Ted and Paul are eskimo cousins

"Dude you're eskimo brothers with John? Me too! We must be eskimo cousins"

by Alejandro Jules February 20, 2013

Eskimo rape

noun. The act of holding a person's face while forcibly and repeatedly rubbing your nose on their nose. see also Eskimo rapist.

verb. Eskimo raping, Eskimo raped adj. Eskimo rapey , Plur. Eskimo rapes

Jose did 12 years for Eskimo rape. 12 years, man!

The way she grabbed my face and rubbed her nose on my nose was a little Eskimo rapey.

"Hello, my name Susan, and I am a victim of Eskimo rape."

Each year, there are over 7 Eskimo rapes worldwide. More than half are prepetrated by someone the victim knows.

by Uncle Daybid May 26, 2013