eggplant dick

Eggplant dick, commonly used by doctors refers to the look of a fractured penis shaft that resembles the look of an eggplant due to bruising and severe swelling. the scientific term is a penile fracture.

Doctor: 'yeah he has given himself an eggplant dick, he should not have done doggy style'.

by ELCarey October 16, 2017

Eggplant titties

A ugly girl's boobs whose nipples point east and west. Usually brown nipples.

Him: Man she has them Eggplant titties
Him2: What's that man?
Him: Picture a broken dresser and the drawers are pointing different directions.
Him2: Damn.. That's nasty.

by Y So Serious March 22, 2012

Eggplant

A woman's reproductive organs, specifically the ones that contain/produce the eggs.

My eggplant is fertile, and i am ready to start a family.

by mbtfcp July 30, 2009

Eggplanting

A teenage slang term, as it is a modern evolution of “Netflix and chill”.

Lenny and missy said they were gonna go eggplanting tonight in order to confuse their stupid-ass parents.

by El ritardo December 5, 2017

droopy eggplant

A droopy man tit or boob
"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

"Athena sure has some droopy eggplants"

by 6redneckninja9 November 23, 2016

Eggplant Parmesan

A delicious Italian treat made from eggplants. It's pretty self-explanatory you nitwit. How fucking stupid do you have to be to search for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary? I bet you searched for pineapple too. Someone should give you a lobotomy.

Fuck you and your whole family for searching for Eggplant Parmesan on Urban Dictionary?

by GeorgeClooney'sTaint December 10, 2018

Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

a very blonde moment for someone who is supposed to be intelligent.

person 1: Quick! name a vegetable!

person 2: Orange I mean eggplant!!!!

everyone else: hysterical laughter

by ;adjflag/rihga'wih'IHIHGGH February 8, 2010