Eternal God Emperor Obama

A all powerful Nazi dictator of the United States of America. This person rules above all three branches of government.

Alex Jones was wrong. Eternal God Emperor Obama didn't take a third term, he created this office with a last minute executive order on 1/20/17.

by lolwut484793ue3j June 13, 2019

Eternal Ferret

A pathetic mammalian creature who attempted to challenge the Gods of the Internet, Clock Spider and Limecat. The threat posed by the ferret appeared to be sufficient for His Limeness and the spider to make a brief truce and take it on. As soon as the fight started, Eternal Ferret was distracted by the shininess of Clock Spider's severed ninth leg (mounted in the sky, of course). Limecat swiped him, and he was scattered into oblivion.

Eternal Ferret is dead, another notch in Limecat's lime.

by The High Priest of Limecat February 27, 2004

Eder

A straight beast. Knows how to play his women and never get caught. Creates the illusion of being sweet, nice, caring, and loving. Secretly, he doesn't give a fuck. He just wants that poon and trust me, he will get it. Great at sports. Loves fighting 'cause he's good at it and can kick ass. Handsome devil but just because of his dashing looks, doesn't mean he can't kick your ass. Dude is a champ. He'll fuck you up. This guy is nothing but a boss. If a girl ever gets through to him and takes your emotions, marry that bitch 'cause she's the one.

Guy1: Have you seen Eder's new chick? She's hot as fuck. That kid gets puss.
Guy2: Fuck, I know. His last girl was the hottest chick in the neighborhood. Does he ever stop?!
Guy1: Did you see that one dude who he fucked up?! It was hilarious. Almost twice his size and he knocked his ass to the floor, like always though.
Guy2: Damn. I wish I was an Eder. That would be the life.

by Brahbroskees December 21, 2012

meister eder

a carpenter who owns a little goblin (who goes by the name "pumuckl"). They live together in Meister Eder's workshop.

"Meister Eder makes good furniture"

by kegdude May 26, 2004

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Charlie Kaufman's masterpiece. Every frame is a piece of art. One of the most honest portrayals of relationships from beginning to end. Deeply touching and ultimately amazing.

After watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, I felt like calling my ex up and crying.

by mrs. folds June 5, 2005

Eternal Wonderwall

In some not traditional cultures there is a step after death and before the final destination. This is called the Eternal Wonderwall. On the eternal 3 there are names in lines that tell you where you are headed for the rest of eternity. The possibilities are Heaven , Hell, Limbo and Purgatory. There is a reference to this in Wonderwall by Oasis.

He wondered where aunt bethany's name was at the Eternal Wonderwall during the funeral

by BoxedWINEtasteslikeCOMMUNION April 11, 2010

Eden

Eden is a hilarious person but knows when to be serious. She is always insecure but doesn't know how beautiful she actually is. She is often a very shy person but when you meet her she is actually really outgoing. If your friend, best friend, or girlfriend is an Eden, never let her go!!!

Me: Eden your soooo pretty and funny I bet some boys like you!
Eden: no i'm not !
Boys secretly talking: dang Eden is sooo funny and pretty and smart.
Me: *sips tea* *screams at Eden* TOLD YA!!!!

by Madisons.lit.sips.tea May 19, 2019