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Department of Education

The totally not corrupt department of the US government that spends a quarter of their budget on what they're actually supposed to. They enjoy wasting money and paying their workers and investments nothing. They're so surprised that when they do nothing to improve themselves and only say so that nothing changes.
The Department of education doesn't give a shit.
by Terraman60 October 15, 2019
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evacuation fatigue

The physical and psychological weariness that comes from multiple emergency evacuations, such as from six hurricanes hitting the gulf coast in a single season.
“You need to get yourselves up here now!”
Thank you, but we’re not even in the hurricane’s path anymore, and we have too much evacuation fatigue to spend sixteen hours behind the wheel.”
by Bad Beth and Beyond October 9, 2020
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Snyder Equation

The very complicated math equation men use to find out how hot a girl is compared to others. This is a helpful tool for finding the hotness of celebrities and also girls at school, work ,etc. this equation does not account for personality JUST LOOKS!
Snyder Equation= xy* 654q=jane is a 7 out of ten
by redman85 April 1, 2011
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guerilla education

noun. The process of educating people about something under the auspices of helping them with something unrelated. Or in other words, tricking people into learning.
I see so many searches for the Crazy Frog on Limewire that I've started labeling my Miles Davis mp3s as 'crazy frog (rare remix)' to give the kids a little guerilla education.
by Seej August 30, 2005
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Ordinary Differential Equation

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.
Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)
by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009
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Tollbooth on the highway of education

n. Popular and well-earned nickname for the ETS (Educational Testing Service), who produces and sells the GRE and SAT assessment tests. This parasite hauls in more than $0.6 billion in student money every year from its illegal monopoly on the testing market.
Every high school and college student in the country has to throw some big cash to ETS, the tollbooth on the highway of education. If a student doesn't pay his toll, he is usually shitcanned and forced to slave away at a McJob for the rest of his life.
by Carl Willis May 21, 2004
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education

Not something you can easily get here in the good 'ol USA.
We can't get a proper education here in the U.S. because all of the schools are grossly underfunded, the teachers underpaid, and everything we're taught nothing but lies painted rose.
by DarkMillennia August 23, 2003
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