roasting ears

Common name in the midwest for corn on the cob. Corn on the cob is sometimes cooked by placing the ear of corn (complete with husk) on hot coals.

Also, "roastin' ears"

I love the taste of roasting ears.

by A Libertarian July 8, 2006

earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

by recipher August 27, 2005

bleeding ears

a condition normal people are put in when sugar we're going down or some other shitty emo song comes on the raido

oh FUCK, theyre playing my chemical romance again, need to stuff some tissues in so i dont get bleeding ears again.

by wewillrockyou July 28, 2006

Penis with ears

A name humorously given to someone who would be refered to as a dick head. Usually reserved for people with large ears.

Bob's girlfriend told him that he was nothing but a penis with ears.

by Super Gerbil July 11, 2004

breathe thru his ears

To give such deep and constant tonque that you have to breathe thru your ears

I want a man who can breathe thru his ears.

by juice December 12, 2004

Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett September 1, 2005

Impregnate your ears

The act of putting in deep in-ear headphones. To extend the metephor further, they ejaculate music!

Ooh i have to show this song, here Tyla, impregnate your ears.

by cheeseflambe March 7, 2010