Dyslexic jackass

can’t spell for shit and probably will bald at 19

Dam bro look at that dyslexic jackass

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Dyslexi

The most dyslexic girl named Lexi, she’s very pretty, alternative , crazy, dyslexic girl. But when she’s around you’ll always have a smile on your face. Meeting her will be the best thing to happen to you. She’s truly one of a kind, nobody can ever compare to her. Even if she can’t spell 99% of the time.

Stranger: this girl just texted me “wanna handout?”
Me: was her name lexi?
Stranger: yeah

Me: oh she’s just dyslexi

by Evil twin June 26, 2022

dyslexiphobic

hate and discrimination against dyslexic people

tommy- i hate you because you're stupid
james- i'm not stupid, i'm dyslexic
eavesdroppers- tommy is dyslexiphobic

by Cool_Hoz_Dog June 28, 2022

dylevily

To act sped,nerdy and lame. This could be also used to refer 2 someone that sells themselves for money and has 19283929293 stds, or someone who refuses to admit when their wrong cuz it would hurt their ego

“why are you being so dylevily rn?”

by zombifyedzero July 20, 2022

dyslexiasexual

have a sexual attraction to people who are dyslexic

A: dyslexic spelling mistakes are hot
B: bro.....
A: what?
B: you're dyslexiasexual

by lowtiershoe September 5, 2023

aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.

"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."

by enkephalin07 March 1, 2016

highway dyslexia

When someone drives in the passing lane on the highway (usually below the speed limit) but they actually aren't passing anyone. And they stay there in spite of being passed by several cars.

"Why won't that guy in the Mercedes get over! He must have highway dyslexia."

by yaya777 December 28, 2016