Dumbledore

An idiot that gives 1000 points to Gryffindor for the act of breathing.
Also, someone who exploits someone by forcing them to protect a boy. The boy's father bullied him for years. The only reason this fucking idiot agrees is that the boy's mother is the man's love. Exploitation Level 10000.

"I love fucking Gryffindor"
"Dumbledore. Only cares about fucking Gryffindor, Slytherin's better."
"Shut up Serveus. I'm gonna tell the entire school that you're a fucking Death Eater."
"Fuck you Dumbledore."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

Albus Dumbledore

Albus Dumbledore is a very powerful wizard from J.K Rowling's series of book called Harry Potter.

Albus Dumbledore died because of Snape.

by blah_oink_bork May 24, 2018

spicy dumbledore

When you insert a Galliano bottle up your friend's ass

He put the Galliano down on the ground and sat straight down on it, "Wow, what a spicy dumbledore!"

by swikkkyyy April 2, 2020