Grade 9 Drunk

the act/process/thought of getting extremely hammered, similar to that of your first time being intoxicated in grade 9

"Hey man, are you going to that party tonight?"
"Yea for sure, I plan on getting grade 9 drunk"

by GetShmammered May 7, 2010

Shit Foot Drunk

The act of getting so drunk that you defecate throughout a residence, typically a rental or friend/family member’s home. The ensuing morning an innocent causally walks about the residence stepping in the feces believing it to mud or some other harmless substance.

Damien : “I thought I stepped in mud this morning, turns out it was Toto’s shit!”

Toto: “I guess I got Shit Foot Drunk last night.”

by Big Ticket76 November 15, 2021

drunkarexic

A person who drinks a reasonable amount and does not eat.

Someone whose main caloric intake is in the form of alcohol.

Comprised of "drunk" and "anorexic"

"Emily is such a drunkarexic. She had two mojitos for lunch."
"With lunch?"
"No, FOR lunch."

by mvolfman April 15, 2010

Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).

Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."

by gooddave May 16, 2010

drunk tank

Chiefly US slang. Police custody cell, in particular, where the drunk and disorderly are held until sober.

"It was Christmas Eve babe. In the drunk tank, an old man said to me..." Lyrics from "A Fairytale Of New York" by The Pogues.

by gavaan September 7, 2005

Paul Wall Drunk

To be as intoxicated as Paul "Face-Sitter" Wall. To be uncontrolably drunk, and have no sense of balance or control of your actions. To generally have no standards for women, and to really only require that her belly does not stick out further then her boobs. To repeatly scream "I'm not drunk" and other various racial slurs. To be drunk enough to scream "Piggly Wiggly" at near by police officers.

Muc: Yo J, what did you do last night?
J-Bone: Aww man, I was fucked up, I got Paul Wall Drunk!
Muc: Oh no. What did you do?
J-Bone: Got kicked out of 4 bars downtown, got in a fight, used the N word accidently twice, then met up with this girl...
Muc: How big?
J-Bone: Aww man, not that big, she passed the test.
Muc: Paul Wall Drunk. Good job.

by YoUKnoW99 April 20, 2008

sleepy drunk

When youre so so tired you act kinda drunk, even tho you had no drinks at all.

You say stuff that make no sense and sometimes dont even remember you said it.

Dani: so yesterday you answered my text saying "my my girl?" Like wtf was that?
Larry: Really??? I had no idea, im sorry. I guess i was sleepy drunk...

by shrekie<3panda April 3, 2010