Drump

The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;

drunk+dump

1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough

by byscuit January 24, 2011

Drump

Terrible; the absolute worst; horrible

"They said the movie was going to be good, it was drump!"

by C.B.B.B.J February 12, 2017

Drumple

The act of violently sniffing/inhaling another's hair

1: Ugh! What did you just do to my hair?
2: I just drumpled you, nothing to worry about.

by magicmadx October 2, 2018

dumpfart

A lot like the word shart, it is when farts but then he poops his pants.
Made popular by the song "Dumpfart" by Keith Barbado.

I was walking down the street and i dumpfarted on a hobo.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

Drump

Word said by a drunk person. Instead of saying I'm drunk they slurred and said "i'm DRUMP"
See Also: drunk, hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, drunkened, loose, tipsy, well-done, trashed, jagged up, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

Liz: Yo Al I'm soo drump right now, I can't do another shot..

by AFS September 18, 2006

Drump

The act of typing as if you were intoxicated, before you actually start drinking.

Wow, I am totes drump right now, I can't spell to save my life.

by Chitina October 18, 2011

drumpft

verb. used instead of "shit Donald J. Trump does". Synonymous with "fucking with everything and everyone". drumpfter is the noun for someone who drumpfts.

Example 1:
Interviewee: I will be the best, better than anyone you have ever interviewed. I have a great idea, the greatest of them all.
Interviewer: Yeah no. Stop drumpfting. We need concrete skills.

Example 2:
Person 1: Hey! Let's sign a legislation that will affect half of our population in a negative way!
Person 2: Sure! None of us are from said population, but hey, why not?
Person 3: You two are insane. Stop drumpfting. Remember what happened when President Trump did that on Jan 23, 2017?

by SwiperStopDrumpfting January 27, 2017