piss drinker

A very cool and sexy person who is cool and also sexy and also drinks piss

ben- "is that person a piss drinker or what?"
alex- "golly, that person sure is a piss drinker! i wonder how much piss they drink on a daily basis."
ben- "all of it."

by mike (real) (not fake) May 27, 2021

heavy drinker

As opposed to the term "alcoholic" which carries a negative connotation. It seems like every activity or substance in America that is even somewhat fun must be bad. Therefore if you partake in it more than the majority of people do, you must have a problem. And I'm not buying that whole "disease" argument so don't even try. Some people handle their business and some don't, whether they drink or not.

I like to drink and tend to get drunk more than the next fellow. But I still maintain a job and keep up on my bills. Therefore, I'm a heavy drinker.

Ol' homebum over there in the alley who blacked out last night and woke up in the gutter, there's your example of an alcoholic. Maybe a crackhead too.

by Mike Anarch March 17, 2006

Dinklefoot

Someone who's toes look like small penis'.

Sally: I'd go out with him, but his toes looks like small penis'!
Jim: Oh, so he's a dinklefoot?

by Master Clean January 17, 2006

coolaid drinker

Correctly spelled Koolaid drinker, this means a politician or politically active person who always thinks their party is correct. As if the republican or democratic party can do no wrong. These people are found at both ends of the political spectrum and are the reason our countrys 2 party system is all f**ked up.

Damn coolaid drinkers protesting for and against the war.

by K2Tanner December 4, 2007

Fairweather Drinker

Someone who only drinks when it is the cool thing to do. You can identify a fairweather by licking your finger and putting it in the air to check the weather.

"Hey Clay, stop being such a fairweather drinker and schwill a beer"

by Evan T October 10, 2007

Paint Drinker

What you call the stereotypical MTV watching idiots who will believe anything that T.V. tells them.

Taking over the world will be a lot easier if we can use T.V. to control all the Paint Drinkers, thank god they make up such a large percent of the population.

by Knee-Grow10 October 23, 2007

Dinkle melon

A huge large wad of used toilet paper stuck on someone's ass after wiping. Usually happens from using cheap toilet paper. Dinkle melons are much larger than dinkleberries.

Julie was disgusted to have found a dinkle melon on the floor of the bathroom that must have fell off of Marc's ass when he got into the shower.

by Mina Minogue July 24, 2008