drink your own bathwater

v. A metaphor for a person or a group of people believing their own lies and propaganda. The effects of doing this can be comical, e.g., Baghdad Bob, but this is usually the harbinger of the demise of the practitioner(s).

When Mikhail Gorbachev instituted Perestroika and Glasnost, it was obvious that the leadership of the Soviet Union was having a big session of "drink your own bathwater," assuming that Communism was actually about helping workers. Glasnost exposed the average Russian to the lies they had been told, particularly about how awful their standard-of-living was as compared to the West. Subsequently, Gorbachev and the Soviet Union lasted only six years.

by Dan Weyandt March 27, 2013

eat,drink,fart

term which rivals "eat,pray,love" and is used to aptly describe a man's journey of discovery and quest for personal fulfillment........

The sequel to "eat,pray love" dealing with man's similar introspective journey for contentment is to be called eat,drink,fart.

by sheila in the car August 12, 2010

fountain drink

A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.

"Damn, I left my fountain drink out for so long that all the ice has melted"

by Wade666 April 6, 2008

Go Buy A Drink

To Go Buy A Drink means to stop cockblocking, essentially leaving your friend and the girl alone. It is expected that you will do this without being told, but it is often the case that your friend will say "go buy a drink", at which point you must vacate the premises.

Guy talking to girl: Hey, I really like your outfit today!
Guy's Friend: Yeah it looks nice
Girl: Aww thanks!
Guy to friend: Hey man, can you go buy a drink or something?

Example 2
Guy: Hey man, I'm going to go talk to that cute girl over there.
Friend: Alright I'll go buy a drink

by antlerskettering October 21, 2009

drink my kids

a phrase usually blurted out during oral sex where receptive partner encourages active partner to swallow the male ejaculate.

Yeah! That's right. Drink my kids!

by Michta October 25, 2005

drink

Something that wives keep count of when you are at a party.
For example, after a couple of hours laughing and joking with the men, your wife will sidle up to you and say in a very accusing tone of voice "That's your fourth drink, you know".

That's your fourth drink, you know.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

drink and dial

The inevitable process of calling a romantic interest (girlfriend, boyfriend, etc) while intoxicated to confess random thoughts about absolutely nothing. Usually, you will sound very stupid and pathetic.

Friend1: Dude, I called Jessica and told her that I loved her.
Friend2: Are you drunk?
Friend1: Yeah.
Friend2: I told you not to Drink and Dial. Your such a fuckin idiot.

by HempHill October 16, 2005