douchiest

To be the ultimate example of a douche

LSU coach Les Miles is the douchiest coach in college football.

by Square Mag September 21, 2006

douchtard

mentally challenged douchbag

greg is a fucking douchtard

by lmfao June 24, 2003

douchetante

A person made famous by looks and other means besides a skill or craft. Reality TV actors, politicians, etc.

That douchetante got famous on Jersey Shore

by nugzstradamus March 17, 2011

douchie

Variant of douche bag and douche. Douchie is used in an affectionate manner to describe a person who commits acts ofdouche baggery but is nevertheless forgiven and loved for who he or she is. A douchie is typically appreciated whereas a douche is not.

From girlfriend to boyfriend: "I can't believe you just made fun of Jenn's muffin top. You're such a douchie".

by Cristo39 March 3, 2010

Surprise Douching

The phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.

Girl: "So then he was texting me and asked for a handjob."

Friend: "Wow, that's surprising. He seemed like such a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, it was surprising. It was a surprise douching."

by the_collier_wiccan March 5, 2011

douchetastic

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.

"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.

by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004

Douchie Danny

A derogatory term inspired by failed American Idol contestant and known homophobe, Danny Gokey. It is used to identify either:

1. Someone who is homophobic
2. Someone who uses personal tragedies to capitalize on fame
3. Someone who wears seriously obnoxious glasses and has the hilarious misconception of being attractive
4. Someone with no musical talent.

Dont be a douchie Danny

by angelica777 June 18, 2009