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douchecock

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.
Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.
by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006
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Douchebomb

When you put the fake subject of your photo in the foreground (like a scratch on your finger or a Starbucks cup), and casually leave the real subject in the background (like an Hermes tote, your pumped bicep, or the BMW logo on your new steering wheel)
Person A: "Who's the douche with the Jaguar keys next to the tanning lotion captioned 'Can't Wait for Summer'?"

Person B: That's the most blatant douchebomb I've ever seen.
by IcarusKC May 27, 2014
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DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.
Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".
by popculturista June 12, 2008
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douchebonnet

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.
"That guy is such a douchebonnet."
by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008
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douchedumb

being a complete tool and think he or she is great at everything but he or she is really not and is really a douchedumb.
Jake kaylor being a douchedumb
by Keith Luthuli January 2, 2012
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DucheDom

DucheDom is a fuckboi that has a micro hairy penis! He has a crush on emily and is to afraid to tell her he has a micro wiener! He try’s to be a fuck boi but his pubic hair pokes through his pant at school! Poor dom
Shyanne-DucheDom i see your pubes ewww
Emily- Gide that shit
Devin-bro you can’t do this
by Shyandnndhdbdj November 12, 2018
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Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.
Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019
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