e-dating

dating someone over the internet

person 1: "me and 'anon' have been e-dating for 8 months now!"
person 2: "that sounds kinda lame"

by ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ November 15, 2018

gay thug dating

Is the BEST thing you could advertise on an Urban Dictionary site.

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by Immigrant Kid May 22, 2008

Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".

"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"

by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018

Dating Website

A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.

Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?

by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010

Scooby Dooing

A sexual act. During doggie-style sex the man will put on a scary mask while continuing to thrust. He will tap the woman on the shoulder to surprise her. When she runs away naked the man will proceed to chase her room to room with said mask on. At some point during the chase the man will likely trip due to poor visibility. The woman will roll the man up in an old rug and pull off his mask to reveal his identity.

I wanted to do something special for Cathy so I might try some scooby dooing this weekend.

by EndofLine July 1, 2015

Dating Myself

To make oneself appear to be dated, or older. Commonly interpreted as making yourself seem out of date, old, or aged.

"I know I'm dating myself here, but I was in Three Smile Island."

-Quagmire

by Chosen Sloth October 12, 2009

Doping The Hamster

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.

"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."

by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003