Doach

A parent who is also a volunteer coach for youth athletics. Taken from the combination of Dad and Coach, but the meaning has become applicable to any parent coach combination.

I reached out to my daughter's doach to talk about his behavior at our game today.

by Coach Mike August 19, 2018

Doche Waffle

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

Doochebag

A doochebag can be any one of 2 things.

1. A bag used for squirting water up your ass, In some vain attempt to "clean" (HA) your bummhole out.

2. It is also possible for one to be a doochebag,
ie, if you do almost anything homo or vaguely irritating in any way, you could be a doochebag

Hmm... i need to clean my ring out... Ill go get a doochebag

or

You fuckin doochebag

by sTaTe(IOM) December 28, 2007

doitch

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

dichotomy

the comparison of two groups that usually appear to contridict each other

The dichotomy between eastern and western cultures..

by Three August 26, 2003

donch

to mess something up

We couldn't go to the party because Roman had to be a donch.

by Roman Zaremba March 3, 2004