dicksplode

Spontaneous, unavoidable ejaculation.

I couldn't help but dicksplode when I saw the hot substitute teacher walk into the classroom.

by mackel22 October 22, 2009

little display thingy with our names and avatars

The thing that shows stuff. History dates back hundreds of years to 1999 when they first appeared on web forums.

That little display thingy with our names and avatars on it spelled my name wrong.

by Forum God Of The Universe February 13, 2005

dickslapper

dickslapper/dickslap
1. Term used to describe a homosexual. They usually enjoy pounding asses.
2. refers to one a less intelligence, used as a come back to a stupid sexual reference.
3. to jerk one's self

That Dickslapper stole my last banana.

by DrMeanDudeMD October 8, 2006

dickslap

Noun--
A hole stuffer.
One who puts fucking above all other important things in his/her life.
A truly dumb brawd.

This bitch Karen is an insufferable dickslap.
She shipped her kids off to their crazy dad's house, and moved her boyfriend in so they could fuck all day and night like bunnies!

by ereewfdsfd April 13, 2006

Vulgar Display of Power

When someone takes their shirt off, and the moment you see them when no shirt, one of the following happens:
1. Your brain melts.
2. A black hole suddenly appears next to you, sucking everything into it.
3. Death to all those around that person.
4. The president is assassanated.
5. Blindness.

He showed a vulgar display of power, and everyone died.

by The Alabama Kid June 13, 2008

dickslap

the act of violently slapping a person with your penis to instill punishment and/or dominance.

the man slapped the ho for not getting him a beer when he told her too.

by MASTER SLAPPER February 17, 2004

Cognitive Displaysia

When you're sittin your ass at home trying to think of what you're missing. You know you won't remember until you're on the highway but you do it anyways.

I know I'm forgetting something!

Quit havin cognitive displaysia pussy.

by El Holandés Rojo November 14, 2010