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Dicknature

When a man rolls over after sex and applies his wet penis onto the sheets, when he rolls back over he has left his DICKNATURE. Very similar to writing your signature, however with a wet dick.
After morning sex, my man rolled over for a 10 minute snooze before work. When he got up I noticed his dicknature was left behind...
by DBABY0802 October 26, 2018
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Dicksnot

Dicksnot - the nasty infected crap that comes out of a penis that impregnates a woman whose child grows up to be a pedophile.
I'm so glad that that Dicksnot is out of my life
by turtlehore December 14, 2018
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Dicknose

When your friend starts to act like a total dick
"Bro stop being a dicknose
by Dicknose December 21, 2018
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Diknotized

She was diknotized by her boyfriends dick
by Boobs101374 October 2, 2019
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DickNuts

DickNuts, used as in insult too belittle and insult a fellow friend or person you don’t like, DickNuts insinuates that said person infact doesn’t have a penis or a testicle sack, but in fact has dicknuts, a long shaft with balls attached to the helmet.
Person 1: “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”

Person 2: “Fuck off dicknuts”
by YNW smelly December 4, 2020
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dicknut surprise

When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.
Wowsa!! I sure did hit that guy with a dicknut surprise!!
by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022
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DICKOTOMY

#DICKOTOMY a psychological disease, some men don’t like their #DICKS and some women want to always want a #DICK to play with.
My father woke up one day and said he’s my mother now but doesn’t want to remove his male genitalia since he’s suffering with #DICKOTOMY.
by Frank Palace June 11, 2022
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