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spinny drunk

When someone gets twisted from having too many cold ones and get super "spinny."

This state of drunkenness occurs most frequently with sorority girls and beer sluts.
Kaitlyn: I wanna get faded.

Harper: like, totally.

Kaitlyn: glug, glug, glug, glug, glug. (Does five jaeger bombs in a row). Wow. I'm spinny drunk.

Harper: lets go to Cody's house.

Kaitlyn: (falls to the floor).
by jrubadubee May 1, 2010
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Cum drunk

The word that describes post orgasm clarity/ delusion. After sex you tend to say and do things you wouldn’t under normal conditions. The confession of love or a sudden burst of energy are common.
I can’t believe that Sam admitted she loved me”
“ she doesn’t love you homie. You don’t have a car or a job, girl was cum drunk”
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Drunk

There are several stages of drunkness.

1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge.

2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over.

3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight.

4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach.

5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling.

6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations!

7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.
Liz and Kari on the Fourth of July, sneaking rum inside their diet cokes while the kids were in the pool, were drunk.
by KizNousa July 10, 2010
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Business Drunk

biz-nis druhngk (-adj.)

1. Being intoxicated in a professional setting with the goal of improved networking, or creating an environment conducive to closing deals; usually achieved through the use of expense accounts and open bars.

2. A true test of business prowess, as these goals must be achieved through, and in spite of the wide availability of top shelf alcohol.
"Boy, I just can't seem to get any traction with this new client!"
"Well, let's invite him to the Four Seasons on Friday and get business drunk!"

"Did you hear how Rachel ended up exposing her breasts to that client at the Four Seasons?"
"Pshh...what a novice, doesn't even know how to stay business drunk."
by Arloc December 9, 2009
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11 drunk guys

11 Drunk Guys is a group of youtubers who play mainly horror games. They are best known for 11 Drunk Guys Play Slenderman, no they are not YouTube partners but if your looking for a good laugh search them up.

"DON'T GO RIGHT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FUCK"

"I don't think so Mr. Slender I'm a rapist"

"WHO GOES TO THE PARK AT NIGHT AND DOESN'T BRING A WEAPON?! What kind of park is safe at night?"
YouTube Pewdiepie Janoskians Cryaotic 11 Drunk Guys
by Cryaotic's girl February 6, 2014
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milk-drunk

- adjective

1. the state in which a baby's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of breast milk. This occurs right after a baby breastfeeds.

2. state of being after a really huge meal.
Baby Charlie was so milk-drunk, he couldn't keep his eye's open but he had this huge smile that wouldn't go away.
by Min-D-Moo March 5, 2009
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Couch Drunk

The process of becoming intoxicated at a party while remaining within the confines of a couch. The couch does one of two things; the first is that it enhances and disguises the level of intoxication until one gets up to go to the bathroom, to break the seal (not recommended), and the true level of drunkenness is exposed.

The second and perhaps the most useful aspect of being couch drunk is the way girls view you. As opposed to being that creeper dude trying to fuck anything that moves (skaggs), you simply display yourself as one who does not care about anything. especially bitches. That act of ignoring is the very thing that draws them in.

-MC
-BRONX
"Yo What you doing tonight" "Shit just headed over to the house getting mad couch drunk" "word"

"ay is your girl coming out with you tonight?" "na man just looking to get real couch drunk"
by TCPcouchdrunkcrew August 31, 2011
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