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jesus devil

An outwardly cool guy who is actually psychotic. In Irish folklore, a demon with the same charisma as Jesus Christ.
He's such a jesus devil: four girls pregnant simultaneously; three seperate court appearances---'break and enter', 'make an officer of the law look like a suckrod', 'carnal knowledge of a horse'. Plus next week, he auditions as a game show host.
by joethelion January 16, 2009
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stupid devil

a term of endearment by parents for, and also to make some small fun of, small silly behaving children who have big ideas, but have no clue, pentoute, as to what they are doing and why.
a small boy starts counting pennies in his piggy bank and asks his parents : is this enough money to pay off a house mortgage?

parents (in unison): no our little silly, stupid devil David.
by Sexydimma November 7, 2012
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The Devil's Oreo

A malicious joke where upon one defecates all the way around the rim of the toilet seat and then closes it.
Jane slept with John's best friend, so he got back at her by leaving The Devil's Oreo in her bathroom.
by kreepright February 27, 2013
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Race with the Devil

Metaphor for driving home as fast as possible so you don't crap your pants. Usually follows Denny's Chili Dog or Nachos.

The devil's challenge can not be rejected, you just have to clench and drive like mad.
"How was the Race with the Devil last night?"
"Thankfully I beat him and made it home with clean drawers."
by Rex Splode January 6, 2010
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the poor devil

A phrase used for empathy on an individual who is in pain or upset.
60s Batman : The poor devil, he's been assaulted with a root beer bottle! (Episode "The Devil's Fingers").
by Cerebrate 1138 July 17, 2016
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If I Were The Devil

"If I Were The Devil" was a radio broadcast from 1965 by Paul Harvey, who was a radio broadcaster famous for his "The Rest Of The Story" segments.

If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.

Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.

FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
IF I, WERE THE DEVIL.

If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...

Thee.
by The Winchester. January 26, 2023
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Feeding the Devil

when one sits down on the toilet to take a crap and eats something at the same time. This is an extreme example of someone being a fatass.
Guy 1 - Dude, where is the pizza?
Guy 2 - Its in here man.
Guy 1 - What the fuck man, quit feeding the devil.
by gmurf413 May 3, 2009
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