deploying flashbang

where you fuck around and send a dickpick or other shocking material to your Snapchat or similar platform’s story

Mex (yesterday): yo deploying flashbang

Will: yo what the fuck happened bro?
Mex: I accidentally deployed a flashbang on my Snapchat story :/
Will: damn it was a nice dick tho no homo

by Shialaebouf February 9, 2018

Deployment Driven Down Syndrome

A neurological disorder generally presenting itself in males aged 18-40 as a result of deploying to environments that are so hot the brain cooks inside of a helmet that is bombarded by high frequency radio waves and X-ray radiation while simultaneously trying to figure out exactly what the mission is. The people who are handicapped by this syndrome return noticably impaired in both mental and physical capabilities.

My uncle has Deployment Driven Down Syndrome (DDDS). He spent 9 months looking at the same patch of desert for 8 hours a day during OSS while running a backscatter.

by The Cap N' August 21, 2023

deploytard

A person who deploys meme coins for a living

he's a deploytard

by pseudonymk December 8, 2025

A Deployed soilder

Inserting a shot glass in a women's vagina and pouring vodka in it and putting salt on the ass and licking it before you take a shot.

It's for a deployed soilder

by ToeSucker99 March 18, 2017

Cardiac deployed

Daddy pulse

Pulse and doc together in a relationship (cardiac deployed)

by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023

Late Deployers

People who always wait till last minute to drop the vehicle down and end up getting killed.

All those late deployers got killed deploying.

by amradeon January 8, 2026

deplore

feel or express strong disapproval of (something).

"we deplore this act of violence"

by midob July 8, 2017